Hello fellow hobos. I hope you had many sugar rusheses two nights ago. The only thing I ate was an Oreo Frosty Parfait from Wendy’s. My mom’s car broke down and I couldn’t go to my church’s fall festival. 😦
Anyway, this is what happened to Minotaur and the others on Halloween…
Last week, on PartyWithHobos: LateNightDances…
Minotaur: Son, don’t go backstabbin’ me all like that!
HALLOWEEN, 9:00 PM…
Minotaur: Who has Slursheys?
Bradley: I do!
Zey: Who has betterfingers?
Bradley: I have better fingers the him. *points at Kyan*
Kyan: Good night Bradley.
Bradley: 11:00 already? 0_o
Ryku: Um, sure.
Zey: Hey, why’s the studio glowing green?
Minotaur: Awww, did it explode inside? We were gonna stuff our candy in Steamee’s closet!
Bradley: He can’t eat. He’s a robot.
Zey: Exactly. We’re gonna taunt him.
Ryku: I dunno ’bout you, but I’M gonna go kick some butt. Twilight style.
Bradley: Take me with youuuu…
Steamee: *in studio* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Giant pumpkin rises into the sky, destroying the studio.
Minotaur: O_O dontleavemehereeeee….
Bradley: We won’t.
Zey: *looks down* I will…
Ryku: Finally. DIE PUMPKIN- TWILIGHT STYLE! *hiss*
Dasr: Only I hiss, id- oh, my second life is back! To recuperate the third one!
Kyan: I don’t care how many lives you have. PREPARED TO GET SERVED, JACK!
Giant Jack-O-Lantern: Call me Jack, and DIEEEEEEEE! *inhales*
Ryku: OH MY GOSH HE HAS STRONG LUNGS! NOOOOOOOOoooooo….
Kyan: He must play the bari- HOLYMOLY!
Kyan: See you on the flip siiiidddeeeeee….!
Jack: Anyone else wanna come? Minotaur?
Dasr: Who made you?
Jack: Nature. Your growth elixir. Steamee.
Dasr: STEAMEE! Impossible!
Jack: Think again! I have Princess held against my will.
Princess: Come get me, you-
Dasr: O_O Mino no!
Minotaur: DIE JACK! *grabs twig*
Jack: lol. You can’t beat me with that. *inhales*
Minotaur: Dasr, grab my arm!
Dasr: This isn’t a freak episode of Jersey Shore!
Minotaur: I DON’T CARE!
Jack: *sucks up Minotaur and Dasr* 😀
HALLOWEEN, 10:30 PM…
Wolfgang: Okay, you better pay me back for saving your butts!
Bradley: If you had saved our butts, the rest of our bodies would be inside.
Wolfgang: Shut it, recruit. We’ve got to destroy Steamee.
Wolfgang: I met up with a werewolf and a zombie on my way. *points at JTX behind her*
Zombie JTX: *possessed* The heart lives in Steeeeeameeeee….
Wolfgang: Come on. Go get your watercannons filled and get to the studio.
HALLOWEEN, 11:50 PM…
Ryku: I created Steamee. Now I must destroy him.
Kyan: Me and Dasr helped you create him. We’ll help you destroy him.
Zey: Can you bake a pumpkin pie INSIDE a pumpkin?
Bradley: You can’t bake a pumpkin pie INSIDE a pumpkin!
Wolfgang: Shut up!
Minotaur: You’re on studio grounds. Don’t talk like that, sister, mmmm-mmm.
Zey: *eats Smurshey’s*
Kyan: I’m going in. *walks in studio* Steamee, you trashed this place out, man!
Steamee: If you destroy me before midnight, you’ll save the world from destruction.
Kyan: But it’s almost mid- HOLY COW! *avoids laser*
Steamee: Ever since you destroyed my pumpkin, I superevolved! You’ve been riding my last nerve! *shoots*
Kyan: *avoids* That’s what she said.
Steamee: DIE KYAN! *shoots*
Kyan: O_O Goodbye world.
Dasr: NOOOO! *pushes Kyan out of the way, gets hit*
Ryku: Dasr! *tends to Dasr’s heart-shot wound*
Steamee: It’s eleven fifty-nine, and NO ONE WILL STOP ME!
Wolfgang: *howls* I WILL!
Minotaur: Wolfgang! You’re a werewolf.
Wolfgang: *destroys Steamee by ripping his head off* The name says it.
Dasr: That shot took… two… lives… goodbye. *dies forever*
Bradley: *looks at Steamee* Well.
NOVEMBER 2ND, 1:30 PM…
Bradley: This burrito somehow makes me remember of a few nights ago. I’m sore in places I’ve never been sore before.
Zey: Yeah. At least Minotaur integrated a Taco Bell into his mansion.
Minotaur: Chalupas, anyone?
Bradley: Pass. Imma sleep. -.-
Minotaur: You’ve never let chalupas up!
Ryku: We’re sore. Mentally and physically.
Kyan: Too bad Dasr’s gone.