It’s been a while. I hope you enjoyed your holidays. ^-^ Today I will be premiering a new episode, just because I can.
Besides, I promised you some eps.
Anyway, this is something me and MT wrote a while ago when we did Party with Hobos: Forever. I just practically changed that to this. Here it is!
*at Lincoln Park*
Bradley – *in a tree* Who could I throw these awesome waterballoons at? :3 So many choices..
JTX – *in tree w/ Bradley* That pregnant woman! 😀
Bradley – Good idea! 😀 Let’s throw it at her fat stomach! *gets shot with dart, freezes*
JTX – *taps Bradley on the shoulder* You okay? You’re like frozen, dude.
Bradley – *unfrozen* What am I doing here?
JTX – What do you mean? We were throwing water balloons at pregnant females!
Bradley – That’s not very nice, sir.
JTX – WHAT?
Bradley – Oh my, what are we doing up in this tree? :O *slides down*
JTX – *yells at Bradley from top of tree* BRADLEY, YOU COME BACK UP HERE!
Bradley – Pardon my french, but you really need to work on your attitude.
JTX – Wait, huh?
Bradley – Pwned. *walks off*
JTX – Stupid Bradley. I could have fun on my own.. *throws balloon at the pregnant woman*
Pregnant Woman – WHY ARE YOU THROWING THOSE HIDEOUS THINGS AT ME?
JTX – They’re waterballoons. And aren’t you Jessica Simpson?
Pregnant Woman- No. I’m her twin. 😀
Bradley- *comes back with chips* Hey. Isn’t that Jessica Simpson?
JTX- D: That was my line!
Bradley- Your line that you said 3 seconds ago.
JTX- I DON’T CARE, FALCON!
Bradley- :O You said my last name! Bonjour my hopeless friend!
Minotaur- Hi Bradley. Hi JTX. Oprah’s coming to my house tonight. Pizza’s on me!
JTX- You’re friends with Oprah?
Bradley- Oprah is an idol in France.
Mino- Cool. We’re taking a ride in Princess’s car.
JTX- I hate your girlfriend, Mino.
Mino- D: By the way-
Bradley- Why were we throwing water balloons at Jessica Simpson? It was that Attitude Kid’s idea.
JTX- I’m going to talk to Oprah about your son, Bradley Falcon.
Mino- I thought Bradley was a good kid…
Bradley- Hey, father, I’m not riding in your love’s car. It embarrasses the French Culture.
JTX- Could you arrange the talk?
Mino- Bradley is a good kid, but if you need to….
Bradley- MAY I TALK TO OPRAH, THE IDOL OF FRANCE?
Mino-…talk to her, then whatever you say. 😀
JTX- Thank you.
Princess- SWEETIE? Are you coming?
JTX- Oh, it’s her. *jumps on Princess’s car’s roof*
Mino- Coming honey! 😀
JTX- EeEeEesh. *grabs roof railing*
Bradley- She insults German culture. *runs ahead of Mino & Princess*
Mino- I love that my son likes physical education! 😀
JTX- Look who needs an energy pill. He’s German now! Woah!
*car rocks and moves*
*AT PWH STUDIO*
Bradley- My father needs to eat pizza. It’ll help him not insult my cul-
Mino- *runs in* Hi runner!
JTX- Where’s Oprah?
Mino- She’s coming. Steamee?
Mino- D:< Don’t “wut” me, mister. Get Oprah on the phone.
Steamee- *evilgringrin* Oke-doke. I’ll call Oprah. *calls plumber*
Plumber- *on phone* Hello?
Steamee- *on phone, quietly* I need you to stuff someone in a pipe.
Plumber- *on phone* OKay! 😀
Steamee- *hangs up* I’m so evil.
*to Mino* Oprah’s coming!
Mino- Thanks! Goody goody!
Steamee- But first, you should get some rest… 😀
Princess- Steamee’s right. You drove 10 miles from Lincoln Park to here. :thumb:
Mino- Fine. I feel a prank coming on.
JTX- Aw, I wouldn’t worry. *throws Mino on bed*
Mino- Okay. 😀 *sleeps*
Bradley- Where is there a pizza?
Steamee- I’m owning this prank, ShortMinoTaur. Sorry.
Bradley- *grabs pizza slice* But I need to slap my father with pizza!
JTX- BRADLEY FALCON, YOU DON’T DAR-
Bradley- Too late, seesta. *slaps Mino with pizza*
Mino- UNCLE! *wakes up*
JTX- Oh. Em. Gee. *faints*
Steamee- There’s goes my prank! D:
Mino- Come out come out whereever you arrrr! *falls on bed*
Steamee- Oh, no. *hides in closet*
Oprah- *comes in* Hi Mino!
Steamee- I DIDN’T DO IT!
Bradley- *throws pizza* It’s my idolization!
JTX- Ughhh. *notices dart in Bradley’s neck* Hmmmmm…
Bradley- *bows* Honor to meet you, Oprah.
Oprah- Uhhhhh… honor?
Mino- Bradley? I know you’re allergic to pizza, but…
Bradley: But what dad? I know you like milk. :3
Mino: Actually, even though I am lactous intolerant, it tastes pretty good at first. But then I die about five times. 😦
Bradley: Oh wow your cool.
Mino: Yes, yes I am 😀 So just go away from Oprah!
Bradley: Why? She is eating her pizza.
Mino: Because you are just not her type fool 😀
Bradley: WATCHA CALL MEH?
Mino: *Gets shot by dart* I called you son, of course.
Bradley: BRING IT ON POPS.
Oprah: Is there seconds for pizza? :3
Mino: I’m sorry dear lady,but we are out.
JTX- Why you fightin’?
Bradley- Cuz we- AHHHH!
Mino- AHHHH! *chokes*
Oprah- Can I throw another dart?
JTX- *pulls darts out of necks* YOU WHAT, SISTER?
Oprah- *shows dart pack* I bought them for my show. I used them for Test Runs.
Mino- Really? *rubs neck* It hurt.
Bradley- Stupid Oprah. *throws dart*
Oprah- :O NO!
Mino- :O YES!
JTX- What did you DO?
Bradley- We darted Oprah. 😀